ASK DR. MUNDO
Mundo, how heavy are your cleavers?

MUNDO NOT WEIGH CLEAVERS, HE JUST THROW THEM. NOT THAT HEAVY, THOUGH. NOT AS HEAVY AS TYPICAL YORDLE.

HOW COME ALL SMALL FURRY PEOPLE HAVE GOGGLES WHY DO THEY HAVE SO MANY GOGGLES???
Anonymous

YOU THINK MUNDO KNOW WHY TINY YORDLES WEAR SO MANY GOGGLES? MUNDO JUST RETURN FROM MONTH-LONG EXPEDITION TO UNCOVER ANSWER TO THAT VERY QUESTION AND MUNDO COME OUT EMPTY-HANDED. MUNDO EVEN GET STUCK IN CRYPT FOR A WEEK, BUT LUCKILY MUNDO HAVE MANY BLUEBERRY AIRHEADS. OUT OF CONTROL.