ASK DR. MUNDO

May 09

ask-tf asked: Card hat man, eh? I'll take it.

CARD HAT MAN TEACH MUNDO TO PLAY TEXAS HOLD ‘EM? MUNDO WANT TO WIN BIG (IN COWBOY GAME).

Anonymous asked: como paro de receber notificações de um usuario do ask ? que eu nao esteja seguindo?

MUNDO NOT SPEAK GERMAN.

Mar 15

horizonwalker asked: Mundo! How ya been? Absent it seems. Hope ya're fine. Cheers and hugs!

ONE DAY, MUNDO WILL STOP TAKING BREAKS. MUNDO NEED TO REIGNITE PASSION FOR ANSWERING QUESTIONS SOMEHOW. MUNDO STILL LOVE HIS FANS, OF COURSE.

Feb 14

Anonymous asked: dr mundo what celberity did you look like before you experimented on yourself

MUNDO BEEN SITTING ON THIS QUESTION FOR A LONG TIME.

MUNDO WOULD LIKE TO SAY HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO ALL HIS FANS AND FOLLOWERS. BE SURE TO SAY HI TO YOUR VERY OWN SCIENCE TODAY.

Feb 10

summonerwindicus asked: Mundo <3 Vayne?

ONCE, LONG AGO. BUT BATMAN LADY BREAK MUNDO’S HEART, AND MUNDO GO GROVELING BACK TO SCIENCE.

Feb 05

Anonymous asked: What happens to bad summoners that make Mundo miss all his cleaver ?

TEST SUBJECTS. LAST SUMMONER NOT DO GOOD WITH MUNDO HAVE FROG BRAIN NOW! MUNDO ASK HIM FOR COMMENT AND HIM EAT BUG. STUPID SUMMONER SO STUPID.

Jan 29

Anonymous asked: Dont you think your ult is a bit op?

MUNDO ALWAYS EXACTLY AS POWERFUL AS MUNDO SHOULD BE. YOU NO LIKE IT, MUNDO SMASH.

Jan 21

askdapperkhazix asked: Dear mr. or doctor mundo, in your "joke" youve said that you have forgotten your name before. please, explain this time of your life for us summoners

MUNDO WOULD, BUT MUNDO FORGOT.

Dec 07

helpmewhenifeelnothing asked: Thanks to cleavers and science, you have helped me to acquire my first ever pentakill! Thank you Dr. Mundo, you do fine work.

MUNDO IS KING OF PENTAKILLS. BAND CALLED PENTAKILL NOT HAVE ANYTHING ON MUNDO.

Anonymous asked: How do I get before there that can?

TURN LEFT.

Anonymous asked: Do you know Thor? Well, when he throws his hammer, it comes back to him when he wants... Your cleaver does the same. Explain, Doctor. (Please.)

THAT REMIND MUNDO! YOU KNOW MUNDO ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY HULK IN AVENGERS MOVIE?

horizonwalker asked: Dear Mundo. You should stop working in the Corporates. It slowly consumes your time and then you're not here for us. With love, FREQUENT QUESTION ASKER HORIZONWALKER!

FREQUENT QUESTION ASKER HORIZONWALKER MIGHT HAVE POINT. THAT SAID, MUNDO WORK ONLY FOR HIMSELF AND MUNDO’S FANS. MUNDO’S ABSENCES CAN USUALLY BE ATTRIBUTED TO SCIENCE BETRAYING MUNDO. MUNDO STILL LOVE SCIENCE, THOUGH.

Anonymous asked: WHAT MUNDO LOOK LIKE A BABY!?

MUNDO BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ANSWER THIS ONE FOR A LONG TIME. MUNDO NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

Nov 06

Anonymous asked: Have u ever tried eating car tires?

HOW YOU KNOW WHAT MUNDO GET TRICK-OR-TREATING?! YOU ONE WHO GIVE MUNDO TIRES?

Anonymous asked: Do you love me?

MUNDO LOVE ALL HIS FANS, BUT MUNDO COMMITTED TO SCIENCE.