ASK DR. MUNDO
GREETINGS DR. MUNDO. WELCOME BACK FROM YOUR REPRIEVE. I HAVE BUT ONE QUERY. WHAT EXACTLY DOES CORPORATE MUNDO SELL TO THESE MORTALS? YOU SEEM TO BE A GREAT SUCCESS.

MUNDO INCORPORATED SELLS OFFICE SUPPLIES AND SURGICAL TOOLS IN ONE CONVENIENT PACKAGE. BEST-SELLER IS POST-IT NOTE SCALPELS.

Do you eat people?
Anonymous

ONCE, BUT ONLY A LITTLE, AND IT WAS ACCIDENT. UPCOMING COOKIN’ WITH MUNDO SEASON 4 DVD SET WILL EXPLAIN COMPLETELY.

Mundo goes where he pleases... but how far is it ? you have not been here for a while.
Anonymous

MUNDO’S EXPEDITION TOOK HIM TO ALL CORNERS OF THE GLOBE. GLOBE NOT HAVE CORNERS DUE TO BEING SPHERICAL, SO MUNDO NOT KNOW HOW HE GOT THERE.

Dear Doc, I have a question: who from League is your best friend, and why your Clever Cleavers "Sqeal" when they hit something?BTW. Love that big tongue of yours! :3
Anonymous

MUNDO THINK MUNDO’S BEST FRIENDS ARE SCIENCE, SAD TOILET PAPER BOY AMUMU, AND KOOGIE. TO ANSWER SECOND QUESTION, MUNDO NOT KNOW WHY. AS MUNDO HAS STATED IN PAST, MUNDO GETS ALREADY-INFECTED CLEAVERS FROM FACTORY IN JAPAN, AND MUNDO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS.

MUNDO THANK YOU FOR COMPLIMENTING MUNDO’S TONGUE. MUNDO STILL NOT KNOW OF ANY SCIENTIFIC BENEFITS OF HAVING GIGANTIC TONGUE, BUT THAT NOT STOP MUNDO FROM INCORPORATING IT INTO EXPERIMENTS!

Mundo I am applying to be a chemistry major at the University of Washington, and I'm worried about getting in. Could you give me some tips to convince the advisers?
Anonymous

RECITE ENTIRE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS BACKWARDS WHILE BALANCING TWENTY TEXTBOOKS ON HEAD. IF THAT NOT WORK, THROW CLEAVERS.

i made a smurf just for you... bring me luck mundo
Anonymous

MUNDO WANT RECIPE FOR SMURFS. EXPENDABLE TEST SUBJECTS WOULD BE NICE CHANGE OF PACE.

Do you sing? I heard a rumor you sing. Do you have any records of yourself I could listen too?
Anonymous

MUNDO SING SOMETIMES. NEVER RECORD IT YET, BUT MUNDO STILL WORKING ON ALBUM OF CHRISTMAS CAROLS. HOPEFULLY RELEASE IN AUGUST. CHRISTMAS SEASON START IN AUGUST, RIGHT?

Is it possible to wholly convert a given amount of mechanical energy into thermal energy?
Anonymous

IN ANY HEAT ENGINE THERE ALWAYS SOME REJECTION OF HEAT TO ENVIRONMENT.THUS AN INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE, LIKE CAR, REJECTS HEAT IN EXHAUST GASES, AND ALSO LOSES HEAT INTO RADIATOR. AIRPLANE REJECTS HEAT AT EXHAUST, IT IMPRACTICAL TO EXTRACT MORE ENERGY FROM THIS. IN POWER PLANT, STEAM TURBINE REJECTS HEAT TO CONDENSER IN ORDER TO CONDENSE EXHAUST STEAM TO WATER FOR FEEDING BACK TO BOILERS.

EVERYONE KNOW THAT, MUNDO NOT STUPID.

Do you need some healing from time to time ?

MUNDO WOULD APPRECIATE IT, BUT MUNDO HAVE MANY SELF-REMEDIES. FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN MUNDO GET HIT BY BIG SHINY SCORPION SKARNER, MUNDO MAKE GIANT CORK AND PUT IT IN STOMACH. GOOD AS NEW UNTIL MUNDO DIE AND RESPAWN.

MUNDO CLEVER DO GOOD. 13-0 AND MANY ANGRY SUMMONERS.
Anonymous

MUNDO NOT UNDERSTAND WHEN SUMMONERS GET MAD AT MUNDO BECAUSE MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES. MUNDO ONLY DOING HIS JOB, WHY SUMMONERS ANGRY?